McTaggart Centre,
The Squad:
Strikers
Arabbaz - hot shot who will use his 'Sturrockesque' turning and slight of foot to lead even the best of defenders on a merry dance.
Lochee Arab - Fat **** who will claim all free kicks within 30 yards of goal.
JC10 - Another fat ****, always get into goal scoring positions but takes ages getting oot of them again.
Midfielders
ftd_arab - young virile popstar in the Hibs mould.
FTD83 - won’t get dirty unless he’s with Kylie. Will fight for the cause all day as long as the wind does not blow his hair oota place.
Menz - reminds people of Maradona, with the rate his stomach is growing. Still the most likely to drive home a 30 yard screamer from open play.
inch high private eye - will undoubtedly be subbied after a public slanging match with LA. Skilful but lazy left footer.
Auntie Dee - One of the engine room. Fiery determination to beat anything Dundee FC should see him have a stormer.
Wingsofaneagle - will cast through the game as long as no one brings a ghetto and plays anything beh queen.
Defenders
Kilted Arab - Hopefully will not wear his kilt. Famous throughout football circles for missing a 6 yard sitter for the GLS Arabs. Will probably give away a penalty.
Deacon - silky yet severely slow defender. Won’t header the ball. Doesn’t do that.
Brian_Laws - the spirit within the team. Will throw his glesses in where others won’t throw in thir feet. Marauding runs up the wings will have Dunger in knots.
Barca_Arab - The heart of the defence. Will win any aerial challenges or drinking challenges.
Sand Dancer - Sure to be shown up by his young lad. Untried at this level but destined to be a star.
Goalkeepers
Pavi - Goalkeeper/ Emergency defender – one-on-one expert. Will do whatever is required to beat
Arabdivs - Goalkeeper extraordinaire - simply a damn good goalkeeper who if featured will save many a day.
RaphealMeade - Goalkeeper - Yet another who is untried at this level but destined to be one of the unsung heroes of the day.
Backroom Staff
Zippy83 - Physio/All round Hard **** - Probably wont turn up to watch this pysh but will instead sit in the boozer with the teams medicinal kitbag.